Mister Haze

Coffeeshop culture

Amsterdam coffeeshop guide.

A guide to 160 Amsterdam coffeeshops, a strain database with sources, and audio walks through the city from €14.99. Independent: no shop pays for a place.

Come for the coffeeshop. Stay for the city.

Audio walks

The guide you can walk.

Mister Haze takes you to the places behind the pages: the history, the rules and the rooms where it all happened, told out loud while you walk. Pause for a coffee or a coffeeshop, then pick it back up.

All audio walks →
High ToleranceOut now

High Tolerance

Everyone knows Amsterdam is tolerant. Few know why.

€14.99+€5 per extra listener, up to 8 phones in sync

Length
2.5 hours
Route
Dam Square → Spuistraat
How you listen
In your phone’s browser, no app
Language
English
Buy the walk →

A coffeeshop front in the fog at dawn, neon glowing in the mist and a bicycle beside the door

The coffeeshops

All 160 coffeeshops.

One honest page per shop: photos, the menu, public ratings and what we think. Find the one that fits the evening you have in mind.

Meet Monsieur Haze

Not sure what to pick? Ask the sommelier.

Monsieur Haze is Mister Haze’s cousin from Paris. He pours strains the way others pour wine: you tell him about your evening, he reads Amsterdam’s menus and gives you three to choose from.

La carte de ce soir

an example of his answer

  1. 1Closest matchAmnesia Hazecitrus · earthy · spicy
  2. 2The gentle oneSuper Silver Hazecitrus · skunk · earthy
  3. 3Another directionWhite Widowearthy · woody · sweet

Each pick comes with a reason, and the shops that have it.




Inside the database

What’s really on Amsterdam’s menus.

Menus last updated 26 October 2026.

On the most menus

  1. Amnesia Haze, illustrated cannabis bud

    Amnesia Haze

    122 menus

  2. Super Silver Haze, illustrated cannabis bud

    Super Silver Haze

    70 menus

  3. White Widow, illustrated cannabis bud

    White Widow

    69 menus

  4. Lemon Haze, illustrated cannabis bud

    Lemon Haze

    40 menus

  5. Kosher Kush, illustrated cannabis bud

    Kosher Kush

    32 menus

  6. Gelato, illustrated cannabis bud

    Gelato

    28 menus

Strange names, real strains

  1. Super Boof, illustrated cannabis bud

    Super Boof

    15 menus

  2. Gary Payton, illustrated cannabis bud

    Gary Payton

    6 menus

  3. GMO, illustrated cannabis bud

    GMO

    7 menus

  4. RS11, illustrated cannabis bud

    RS11

    7 menus

Engraving of a sealed black jar with a logo and loose buds in front of it

Menu words, explained

‘Branded Cali’?

California genetics, sold in a sealed jar with a logo. Higher price, no promise of quality.

What it means →
Engraving of lemons, an orange, hops, lavender and a pine cone: what terpenes smell of

The smell of a strain

Terpenes.

The compounds that decide how a strain smells. Pick a smell, see the strains.

All terpenes →

Strain of the week

Zombie Kush

Smells and tastes of earthy, chemical. People describe it as relaxed, uplifting.

Every strain has a page like this: what it smells like, how people describe it, where it comes from and which shops have it (this one is on 2 Amsterdam menus).

Open Zombie Kush →
Mister Haze, a black and white portrait

Who’s behind it

Mister Haze is the voice behind the guide and the walks. You never see him, only what he leaves behind: a route, a note, a shop he trusts.

Meet Mister Haze →

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